Horny Toad
Recorded on June 5, 1982 & released as B-side to Delirious single (August 17, 1983), The Hits / The B-Sides (1993) & 1999 Deluxe (2019). Written by Prince. Click to open printable lyrics.


If had ur number
'd call U on the phone
'd breathe real heavy
If that didn't work, maybe 'd start 2 groan
don't love U
'm just a horny toad

don't want ur money cuz got all need
All want is 2 rub ur body until U start 2 bleed
don't love U
'm just a horny toad, ooh

If had ur address, 'd come right 2 ur door
'd knock all day till U let me N & then 'd knock some more
ain't crazy
'm just a horny toad

If U think 'm nasty, U ain't seen nothin' yet
U C, 'm the kinda brother that the more U scream, the nastier get
can't help it
'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance
Oh, oh, oh

Run & go tell ur boyfriend his lovin' has got 2 old
He might as well pack his things & get his dead ass on the road
Tell him U live on a lily pad with a horny toad

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