Horny Toad
Recorded early 1982 and released as the B-side to Delirious single (August 17, 1983) and later on The Hits / The B-Sides (1993). Written by Prince.


If I had ur number, I'd call U on the phone
I'd breathe real heavy, if that didn't work, maybe I'd start 2 groan
I don't love U, I'm just a horny toad

I don't want ur money cuz I got all I need
All I want is 2 rub ur body until U start 2 bleed
I don't love U, I'm just a horny toad

If I had ur address, I'd come right 2 ur door
I'd knock all day till U let me n and then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy, I'm just a horny toad

If U think I'm nasty, U ain't seen nothin' yet
U see, I'm the kinda brother that the more U scream, the nastier I get
I can't help it, I'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance
Oh, oh, oh

Run, go tell ur boyfriend his lovin' has got 2 old
He might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road
Tell him U live on a lily pad with a horny toad

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