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Horny Pony
Original unreleased track recorded (Prince only) on September 11, 1990; re-recorded (w/ The NPG) for album Diamonds And Pearls but removed; released instead as the B-side to Gett Off single (July 29, 1991). Written by Prince.

 
Whoo
Ahh yes (Ahh)
New dance commercial, take 1
Whoo...

Ah yes
There ya go, there ya go
Horny people gather here (Uhh)
Horny people gather here (Uhh)

Horny people gather here
We r fixin' 2 put it n all ur ears
We got a new dance 4 the next 8 years
I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most
It's the sex dance, it's the new dance
And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast
I'm talkin' about... the Horny Pony, y'all, come on
There ya go, there ya go, the Horny Pony
"Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now
Is he weird or what?"
Sing (Horny Pony)
Uh (Bowhowhow...) ("Now that's 2 freaky")

N the years of the war, we don't wanna know
U're buckin' that body like U really go 4 the hip stuff
H n2 the I n2 the P
It ain't enough 2 substitute some ecstasy
U want it n ur hip, U want it n ur thighs
The dance that the conservative most despise
Cuz it's the sex dance, it's the new dance
And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man
It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony)
And there ya go (Bowhowhow...)
Turn around
Chicken grease n the house ("Chicken grease? I don't know")
Whoo

"That's it, I gotta run"
And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona
But U can't hide, the Horny Pony get U gonna
Don't look at me, y'all, I just wrote it
Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it
Horny people gather here (Whoo)
Horny people gather here (How long?)
4 the next 8 years
We got a new dance, it's the Horny Pony

"Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words"
Sing (Horny Pony)
"Girl, uh-uh, nope" (Bowhowhow...)
Whoo, whoo

Did U come 2 party now? (Yeah yeah)
Do U really wanna now? (Yeah yeah)
If U're horny, let me know (Yeah yeah)
The pony see U boogie now (Yeah yeah)
"So how am I supposed 2 do this dance?" (How U do that dance?)
"I can't do that, I'm a lady" (Nigga, please!)
"I can't do that" (What? Uh)

Listen 2 me while I show U how 2 do it (Ow!)
Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease n2 it (Ow!)
Movin' ur legs from the left 2 right (Ow!)
Ur arms up high like an eagle n flight
And keep ur hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree
Jack be nimble, whoo, U're doin' it, see?
The Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go
It's the Horny Pony
Whoo, whoo, ah yeah!

"Do U believe this? Oh my God, this guy (Uhh...)
Oh, he's just so, he's just so weird (Uhh...) (I gotcha...!)
Oh my goodness, would U look at this? (Uhh...) (I gotcha...!)
Huh, I just, I just cannot believe (Uhh...) (I gotcha...!)
Girl, uh-uh, nope" (Yeah!) (Horny Pony)
Whoo! Uh (Bowhowhow...)

Did U come here alone? ("Uh... yeah, why?")
Well guess who U goin' home with? ("Huh?")
Hahahaha...! ("Ugh, that's nasty!")
Yeah

There ya go, there ya go
The Horny Pony (Hit me)
There ya go, there ya go
There ya go, there ya go (Horny Pony)
C'mon
There ya go, there ya go
Horny Pony


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