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Eggplant
(unreleased version)
 
Recorded: July 8, 1986 (Wendy co-vox)
Written by Prince.
© 1986 The Prince Estate
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That kind of girl's no good 4 U
She flips her hair & thinks she's cool
Giggles at every joke U tell
Ask her religion: she'll say swell
Starving children - now that's hot
Long as she's eating, damn the lot
The Queen of England, Duke of Earl
They ain't got nothin' on this girl

She change sheets with a different key
Not as bad
Guinness couldn't count all the men she's had
But U won't B satisfied till U marry the hag
Give birth 2 an eggplant
Oh, what a drag

Yo Lucy, give me some slack
U don't even know the girl
"Oh yes do
know her kind exactly
She's probably got a poodle named Fluffy"
Yeah, bet she got a real fluffy poodle
"Oh please"

That kind of girl's no good 4 U
All she would want 2 do is U
There's always 8 women 2 3 men
But if U marry an eggplant
Oh, what then?

"IQ of a icecube
A serious wind tunnel
U know what mean?"
She's beautiful
"She's retarded - slow"
But U won't B satified till U marry a hag
Give birth 2 an eggplant
Oh, what a double-drag

La la la...
If U marry an eggplant
Oh, what then?
If U marry an eggplant
Oh, what then?
Oh, what then?
Everybody jump back
Groove about 2 get black
Eggplants 'bout 2 bake
U better B ready 2 shake

Eggplant...
Come on
Alright
Go-go booty gonna rock this soul
We 3 pirates take the gold
U know support this group
Uh...
Eggplant parmesan hag
Oh
Eggplant {repeat}


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